Tag: Quotes

What Happened This Month: June 2017

and thus concludes another month. It was an eventful month: the end of the school year and the beginning of summer (and work); it was a month of many, many birthdays of people I love. It was also a good month for my twitter analytics, apparently.

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Image Credits, Editing mine, feat PicMonkey

Happenings-

  • SO MANY BIRTHDAYS. Jeneca, Anna Joy, Aimee, Lindsey, Sydney, Vanessa, Abbiee, and my best friend. ❤
  • My cousin came over and stayed at our house for two weeks! We also went to NYC together, so that was fun. *spouts Hamilton lyrics*
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  • I ‘participated’ in my first 24hour readathon, even though I only finished one and a half books
  • Twitter updated. It’s sleek but weird
  • I started my summer internship. Working 40 hours a week is INTENSE and now I know why everyone on twitter is like #TGIF
  • I revealed the pronunciation of my name to the world and everyone was confused

 

 

 

Awesome-

  • This thread happened

 

 

  • The Science Olympiad events for 2018 came out and I got unrealistically excited, particularly because I’m not even doing it next year
  • This

 

  • I found MBTI Bingo Cards and they are the best thing ever. Also, I’m stereotypically ESFP
  • Reading A Series of Unfortunate Events, and seeing everyone who’s already read it on GoodReads and feeling like you’ve entered some Secret Reading Club™
  • Being much too sassy for my own good on my Music Theory notes
  • A little boy at the grocery store who was so happy that his mom bought him his very own drink that he waved at me

Awkward-

  • When you’re at work writing to-do lists of all the things you’re going to do when you get home, but then actually be at home on social media because the wifi at work is terrible
  • When you’re cleaning out your backpack and find a bunch of gum…all partially unwrapped at the bottom
  • Being in the campus library with your backpack upstairs to keep from eating all the food before 2pm
  • Accidentally walking in between a gay couple holding hands in New York City
  • Accidentally being in New York City the week of #NYCPride and being inundated with RAINBOW EVERYTHING
  • The week you’re off work, the office does pizza, team building, and escape room
  • Overhearing two ladies talking about being on their period . . . then seeing that they’re wearing white and pale pink pants
  • Light green and purple scrapbook paper. Like ??? UGLY MUCH???

That Moment When-

  • You’re off twitter for ONE DAY and have to spend 45 minutes catching up
  • There are calluses on your dominant index finger and you can’t type with it on your screen
  • You’re not a gambler, but you wore white jeans
  • One small thing suddenly reminds you of how much you miss something you didn’t know you missed 😭😭💕💕
  • YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A LEGIT PILE OF BOOKS TO READ LIKE WHATTTTT
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Quotes-

“Basically, I sound like I know what I’m doing but really, I have no idea” ~me when people ask about college stuff

“I’m going on a keto-diet! No bread, nothing!”

“Oh, it’s national army day today? Time to celebrate! …with cookies”

~me

“Come on, let’s go before I cart away the whole library.” ~me, while carrying 20 books

Practicing-

 

  • Spring Song by Mendelssohn, piano
  • Bach’s Inventio 5, piano
  • Moonlight Sonata by Mozart, piano
  • Rondo in D Major by Mozart, flute

 

Blog News-

A *slightly* better month for blogging. I’m only behind because I upped the weekly post count to 3 so that I can catch up on all the books I need to review XD

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Stats-

  • Views: 368
  • Visitors: 217
  • Countries Viewed From:
    • United States
    • Canada
    • Australia
    • New Zealand
    • India
    • Germany
    • Spain
    • Philippines
    • Singapore
    • France
    • South Korea
    • South Africa
    • United Arab Emirates
    • Latvia

What Happened This Month: January 2017

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Highlights-

  • 50 followers on the blog!!! Thank you guys!

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  • Deciding to write the 7 in 2017 with a bar through the middle
  • Getting a new president (and me live tweeting the inauguration)
  • When all the people in your family finally get at least two digits in their age
  • Playing The Stars and Stripes Forever in band, and alternating between the first flute and piccolo part, which are both SUPER HIGH
  • Helicopters, and also finishing an entire SciOly event withing 2 weeks

Awesome-

  • When you realise that you’re basically British, because only the British say “realise,” “flautist,” and “numpty”
  • When you realise that Peter Hollins made a “Hallelujah” cover
  • Writing blogposts you CANNOT WAIT TO PUBLISH
  • Making cookies instead of doing school
  • SNOW (granted, it was mostly ice and there was about 0.5329849875cm of it, but who’s counting?)
  • Babysitting adorable kids
  • Finding out that your friend also does SciOly
  • Figuring out that playing scales while reading is the best thing ever
  • Having someone from “Harassment” calling your teacher during class
  • Not having flute lesson during the one week where you barely picked up your flute

Awkward-

  • Writing on your resume “assisting youth in creative endeavors” when in reality you helped 2 kids make crafts.
  • When you realise that the lyrics to “Baby It’s Cold Outside” are actually really creepy
  • When you ask a question in class and the teacher answers “Thank you for asking! I agree!”
  • When a spammer comments on your blog saying that the audio quality on your blog was superb?!?! EXCUSE ME I DONT HAVE AUDIO ON MY BLOG
  • Time signatures of 2 1/2 over 4 (WHO DOES THESE THINGS?)
  • Leaning over out of bed to turn on the radio, then falling out bed and bruising yourself.
  • When you get up to go to the bathroom during that awkward timeslot where it’s too early to get up and too late to go back to sleep
  • Google docs on mobile. Nuff said
  • When you’re the only one in physics class who know about the properties of mercury
  • Being the only girl in class
  • When you get all excited to use the stamp that’s been lying in your room forever…then realise that it’s a Christmas stamp and it’s not longer appropriate
  • When you twist your ankle really hard by standing up when your legs are both numb
  • When you instinctively double tap an insta screenshot someone sent you

That Moment When-

  • You have a blogpost scheduled to be published in 7 hours and you haven’t written it yet
  • You get a text that says “So I have something to tell you, but you can’t tell anyone (esp family members) and try not to scream ok?”

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  • You’re logging hours for PE for this semester and realize that you literally haven’t done any PE since the first quarter
  • You open twitter to tweet about something, then tweet about something else instead but end up tweeting about said event
  • The teacher tells you to simulate testing conditions for your practice test, and you instantly turn on music
  • You find a bar of 4/4 in a piece of 4/4 music
  • When you spend 15 minutes addressing an envelope for a recommendation letter and then forget to give it to the person you’re asking the rec from.
  • You complain about how busy you are, then go do Chinese and find that you’re learning about the words “busy” “business” and “time”
  • You go to the computer to print something and end up eventually with a stack of printed paper 8 inches think…but you still don’t have that one sheet you were going to print
  • YOU FINALLY REALISE THAT THERES A WEEK BEFORE THE FIRST SCIOLY TOURNAMENT OF THE SEASON AND YOURE NOT READY

Quotes-

Me: “Is it socially acceptable to put gifs on resumes? Because I really want to put this gif on my resume”

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Me *looks at milk carton*

Me: “Man these milk people are good, they found a way to keep milk until 2017!”

*crickets*

Practicing-

  • Wyman’s Silvery Waves Original Theme with Variations, piano
  • Bach’s Inventio 5, piano
  • Chopin’s Valse Op. 64, No 2; piano
  • Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata
  • New music for flute for band:
    • Lincolnshire Posy (what the composer was on while he was composing, I don’t know)
    • Suite of Old American Dances
    • The Stars and Stripes Forever
  • A few jazz pieces for Bari Sax that I play on bassoon for jazz band

Blog News-

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Stats-

  • Views- 452
  • Visitors- 220
  • Countries Visited From-
    • United States
    • United Kingdom
    • United Arab Emirites
    • India
    • Canada
    • Australia
    • New Zealand
    • Netherlands
    • Finland
    • Taiwan
    • Denmark
    • Ireland
    • France
    • Germany
    • Philippines
    • Thailand
    • Switzerland
    • Belgium
    • Singapore
    • Aruba
    • Indonesia
    • Russia
    • Sweden

What Happened This Month: November 2016

Y’all. There’s only ONE MONTH LEFT before 2017! Where did 2016 go, even? Wow.

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Highlights-

  • THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!
  • Donald Trump won the presidency!
  • NaNoWriMo 2016
  • Church youth group retreat

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  • THANKSGIVING BREAK
  • Thanksgiving dinner at friends’
  • Chopping off a foot of my hair

Awesome-

  • Revisiting a YouTube playlist and finding that it’s been updated with awesome new songs
  • Changing up the blog design and About page
  • When your family brings home Chipotle for you
  • Gaining another hour
  • Using the word “thereby” in your writing
  • Doing math on the roof
  • Making a tumblr photo string

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Awkward-

  • You ask a question and know the answer as soon as you open your mouth
  • When your goal for the day is “lotsa wurds for nonamiro or whatever you call that thing where you need to know how to english goodly”
  • When your mom throws a bottle of pump hand sanitizer at you and the pump drives into your arm and bruises you
  • When you’re in the middle of eating food, forgetting that you’re eating food, goes and plays piano for an hour, then resumes eating food.
  • Leaving space in your math book, title a new page, AND THEN NOT DO THE MATH.
  • Sliding on your kitchen floor and spraining your toe
  • When you read a quote that says “Forget your past” and you read it “Forget your PSAT” #juniorproblems
  • When a three year old tells you that Trump is the president, when you had no idea what a president even was when you were three.
  • When GoodReads tells you that you’ve only read 82 books this year
  • When you make the nastiest cup of coffee you’ve ever had just for the aesthetic of it
  • When FaceBook keeps trying to make you sign in when they were the one who DOESN’T let you sign in because you don’t remember the fake birthday you provided them

That Moment When-

  • you’re spending more time on Twitter than doing actual school because seeing other people NaNoing is wayy more satisfying.
  • you get a math problem where the units were vibrations/sec/lb.
  • a program expects you to write TWO 700 word essays as part of your application
  • Twitter tells you that 40% of the people who read your tweets have AT&T and 36% use Verizon.
  • #WorldSeries trends for a whole week after the World Series actually happened
  • Hillary has “hair icon, pantsuit aficionado, 2016 presidential candidate” in her twitter profile
  • Everyone on twitter on election day says they’re voting for Trump, then the day after everyone was mad about Trump winning
  • you’re discussing the Gettysburg Address in AP Lang and one of your classmates says “Trump’s speech” instead of “Lincoln’s speech”
  •  😂😂 IS THE 2015 WORD OF THE YEAR ACCORDING TO THE OXFORD DICTIONARY LIKE WHATEVEN

Musical Finds-

ALL THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC

Cool Blogposts Read-

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I’m Thankful for Disappointment by Vanessa Best

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Not Your Normal Post on True Beauty by Hannah

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Why I Love Life–My Story by A Wildflower in a World of Weeds

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YOLO: Two Truths That’ll Rock Your World by SKG Fun

Great Videos Watched-

Practicing-

  • Wyman’s Silvery Waves Original Theme with Variations, piano
  • Bach’s Inventio 14, piano
  • Mozart’s No 16, K545, piano
  • Chopin’s Valse Op. 69, No 2; piano
  • Same plethora of music for flute for band:
    • Symphonic Dances (an arrangement of a bunch of dances from Fiddler on the Roof)
    • Suite of Old American Dances
    • Lassus’ Trombone
    • John Williams in Concert
  • A few jazz pieces for Bari Sax that I play on bassoon for jazz band
    • The Christmas Song
    • Go Tell It on the Mountain
    • Silver Bells
    • Jingle Bells

Quotes-

“WAIT WAIT HEYYYY STOPPPP SHhhhhhhhhhhh……oh wait, you’re right!” ~Band teacher

Twitter Finds-

Blog News-

Posts-

 

Links-

Stats

  • Views: 285
  • Visitors: 150
  • Countries Visited From:
    • United States: 186
    • United Arab Emirates: 26
    • United Kingdom: 17
    • New Zealand: 13
    • Germany: 12
    • Australia: 6
    • France: 4
    • South Africa: 3
    • Canada: 3
    • Philippines: 3
    • Sweden: 2
    • Austria: 1
    • Singapore: 1
    • Russia: 1
    • India: 1
    • Croatia: 1
    • Norway: 1
    • Belgium: 1
    • South Korea: 1
    • Romania: 1
    • Spain: 1

What Happened This Month: October 2016

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Highlights-

  • Telling stories at the Harvest Festival
  • Starting to study for Science Olympiad
  • I lived through the PSAT
  • The CUBS MADE IT INTO THE WORLD SERIES!
  • Mike Pence SLAYYYEEEDD

Awesome-

  • Cute hayride selfies
  • Bullet Journaling for a whole month
  • Starting a blog Instagram
  • Beginning to understand what the band is playing and not getting lost every 2 lines
  • Playing in the youth group band and ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO PLAY
  • Watching bullet journal YT videos and drinking tea
  • Recognizing songs within the first chord
  • Instagram allowing friend requests to be approved via website #thebestdayever
  • Taking this picture-

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  • When Pandora is super pro to you and plays all your favorite songs
  • When Pandora plays a song you played in band and you know all the flute fingerings
  • Hearing Christmas songs being played throughout your house
  • Getting your Habitica postcard in the mail

Awkward-

  • Washing your hair before your piano lesson and having your hair literally dripping water through the entire lesson
  • Listening to a recording of yourself and realizing how annoying you are
  • Getting your hair caught in the buttons of your shirt
  • Playing in a band where you’re the only person who has sheet music and everyone else has chord charts.
  • When your teacher messages you with “Thanks! It a problem!” and proceeds to not grade your essay
  • Having a spam/robot comment on your blog that is literally a conglomeration of about 25 different spam messages like “I’ve been surfing on-line greater than three hours today, but I never discovered any interesting article like your,” using 3K words, and having a email that sold silicone bracelets.
  • Finally learning all the words to Week 2 of Song Saturday.
  • When you actually put effort into taking an IG photo with a camera and everything then IG tells you the picture is an “unsupported file”
  • Having a blog Instagram for 4 days and having half the number of followers as your personal one, which you’ve had for a year
  • Forgetting which your v.s you’re to use #THEWORSTEVER
  • When your proxy blocks your AP Lang page, marking as “pornographic”
  • When someone finds your blog through a dating website
  • When you forget that accidentals carry through the measure and ask a question about it during band rehearsal

That Moment When-

  • Your mom texts you from upstairs
  • You hear your brother singing the HARMONY trumpet part to Joy to the World in the bathroom
  • It’s both National Candy Corn Day and National Sugar Addiction Awareness Day on the same day
  • You caption your Instagram picture something by Thoreau and seem all scholarly but you actually just googled the quote
  • The Washington Post reporter attempts to explain all the PSAT memes and gets them spot on, with Amazon links
  • You just might fail the English part of the PSAT because the College Board doesn’t let you use a calculator #PSATjoke
  • You’re trying to write a poem on your blog but end up trying to format it and make it pretty

Musical Finds-

Just check out Megan Davies in general. She’s great.

Cool Blogposts Read-

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I’m Okay by Elizabeth Anne

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21 Answers to the Question “Why Aren’t You in School?” by Rebekah

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It’s Okay Not to Fit In, by Hannah

Great Videos Watched-

Practicing-

  • Wyman’s Silvery Waves Original Theme with Variations, piano
  • Bach’s Inventio 14, piano
  • Mozart’s No 16, K545, piano
  • Chopin’s Valse Op. 69, No 2; piano
  • Same plethora of music for flute for band:
    • Symphonic Dances (an arrangement of a bunch of dances from Fiddler on the Roof)
    • Suite of Old American Dances
    • Lassus’ Trombone
    • John Williams in Concert
  • A few jazz pieces for Bari Sax that I play on bassoon for jazz band
    • The Christmas Song
    • Go Tell It on the Mountain
    • Silver Bells
    • Jingle Bells

Quotes-

“One good thing is that Hillary Clinton has hair very similar to Donald Trump” ~Miranda Sings, 2016

“I love when I use semicolons; I CAN ENGLISH GOODLY.” ~Me

Twitter Finds:

Blog News-

Posts-

Links-

Stats-

  • Views: 207
  • Visitors: 102
  • Countries Viewed From:
    • United States- 163
    • New Zealand- 15
    • Malaysia- 6
    • Lebanon- 5
    • United Arab Emirates- 5
    • United Kingdom- 3
    • India- 3
    • Australia- 3
    • Indonesia- 2
    • European Union- 1
    • Canada- 1

What are some of the highlights of your month? Did you have any fun things that happened this month? What about some Awk/Awe moments?

What Happened This Month: September 2016

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photo from Pinterest

Highlights-

  • Band started!
  • SCIENCE OLYMPIAD STARTED AND I GET TO DO ROCKS AND MINERALS!!!
  • Starting Awana and having a group with lots of cute kids.

Awesome-

  • Making tight buns that are actually stable and don’t come apart in two secons
  • Using my new phone to be productive
  • Starting a bullet journal

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  • Happi conversations with M
  • GETTING TO DO ROCKS AND MINERALS
  • Apples that taste like apple cider
  • Fall.
  • Your teacher grading right as you work, so you can see your grade going up each time you hit submit.
  • Getting back your computer which works now finally. (yay!)
  • Making a blog button.

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Awkward-

  • Dropping caterpillar skins and poop all over the floor
  • Coughing through the first note the band plays all year.
  • Deciding on a phone case cover design but not actually going to get a cover, so going around with a sheet of scrapbook paper taped to the back of your phone
  • Eating salad straight from the big salad bowl because there was one portion left and I was too lazy to wash another bowl. Besides, there wasn’t anyone around to watch me.
  • Finally figuring out what OPACY is after following the Orioles for a really long time. (It stands for Orioles’ Park at Camden Yards). Also, you would know this if you were following my Twitter because that’s literally all I post about).

That Moment When-

  • You receive an ARC that you don’t remember asking for
  • You write your physics assignment on your hand then wash it off before writing it down on paper, so you have to ask someone literally 20 minutes after class ends.
  • The three “suggested follow”s on Twitter are other baseball teams because you follow a baseball team. #whatoneartheven #itdoesntworkthatway
  • Abeka World History defines Islam as “A fanatical militant new religion that sprang from the fervid imagination of an Arab mystic.” #likewhateven #nobiasatall #yeahright
  • You mouse over an emoji and the description box thingie that pops up when you mouse over it is “face with no good expression, medium light skin tone”
  • You check the forecast and it says something like “53% chance of rain at 10:23 tomorrow morning, 56% at 10:47, 42% at 10:54” #WOEeven

Musical Finds-

Cool Blogposts Read-

Practicing-

  • Wyman’s Silvery Waves Original Theme with Variations (does anyone else realize how nonsentical this title is?), piano
  • Bach’s Inventio 13, piano
  • Mozart’s No 16, K545, piano
  • Chopin’s Valse Op. 69, No 2; piano
  • Plethora of music for flute for band, including
    • Stars and Stripes Forever
    • Symphonic Dances (an arrangement of a bunch of dances from Fiddler on the Roof)
    • Suite of Old American Dances
    • Lassus’ Trombone
    • John Williams in Concert

Quotes-

Let’s just talk about Romans 7:15 for a minute.

I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do. ~Romans 7:15

Does this not describe everybody’s procrastination life, or is it just me?

And also this from the debate:

Clinton: “I have a feeling that by, the end of this evening, I’m going to be blamed for everything that’s ever happened.”
Trump: “Why not? Why not?”
Clinton: “Yeah, ‘Why not?’ You know, just join the debate by saying more crazy things.”

Twitter Finds-

Blog News-

Posts-

Oh goodness, I’m so behind, seriously

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Stats-

  • Views: 275
  • Visitors: 105
  • Countries Viewed From:
    • United States-242
    • New Zealand-13
    • India-12
    • United Kingdom-4
    • France-2
    • Netherlands-2

What’s happened this month for you?

What Happened This Month: August 2016

So apparently it’s the end of August already. And apparently school’s started already. And apparently I’m like 5 posts behind blogging-wise.

I’m wondering whether to back-date the posts or to just post them late…will decide soon. So far, the online class I’ve been taking are taking up much more work than I expected, and when I get done with the work there, I don’t want to stare at a computer screen anymore. Especially since the computer I’m using has a crappy screen and give me headaches.

Okay. Rant over. Let’s move on.

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Highlights

  • Physics camp! Getting to spend 2 weeks at my dream college doing science with geeky girls like me! What’s not to like?
  • Baking 6, 6! batches of cookies with friend. cookiers

    This was, like, you know, the cookies that I was going to enter….

  • Raising monarch caterpillars, then releasing the butterflies.cats
  • COUNTY FAIR! And also working in the food booth with friends.fair1
  • Starting to teach piano lessons
  • Starting school(…?)

Awesome

  • Getting a phone that one can actually do stuff with…then have friend follow suit two weeks later even though she’s 3 years younger than you. 😛
  • Replying to a query with the perfect song lyrics
  • Scoring baseball gamesscorecard
  • Baking lotsa lotsa cookies with friend
  • Twinning swimsuits with said friend.
  • Working in the food booth at the fair with said friend.
  • Meeting LITERALLY EVERYONE YOU KNOW at the fair
  • Sitting at a table eating ice cream with every. single. one. of your closest friends from different activities.

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  • Actually having your monarch caterpillars survive.
  • Having a sort-of theme on your Instagram
  • Teaching piano lessons
  • Playing flute with friends
  • Starting school
  • Finding that you know one of your online class TA’s irl.
  • Pretty notes!notes

Awkward

  • Going swimming with your hair down and proceeding to strangle in it
  • Slicing your finger open on a cell phone stand…twice No, this totally does not sound exactly like the post from last month.
  • Not being able to type on slidy glass keyboards and making stupid typos (e.g. “I hope your picnic was indoors” to “I hope your pelican is indoors”.
  • Dropping a caterpillar on yourself, screaming, then proceeding to drop another caterpillar on yourself.
  • Having someone ask you at the store to get something from the top shelf for her, because you’re taller than she is, despite your 5’4″
  • Staying up to 2 or 3 am working on calculus homework

That Moment When…

  • You totally forget that “That Moment When” is a subcategory and thus do not remember to take notes about said category.

Musical Finds

This is a song by For King and Country on the new Ben Hur movie that came out, and I LOVE IT! It’s so inspirational and there are SO MANY good quotes in it.

This is an original song by Pentatonix, and it’s also another inspirational song that I really love right now.

Because I’m like officially addicted to Christmas music, and whoever editied this music video deserves a Grammy of their own.

Niki and Gabi, twin YouTubers (that I don’t really watch often, tbh) cover Fight Song (which I’ve featured many, many times before), but this cover is SO GOOD.

Practicing

  • Beethoven’s Sonata Op. 49, No. 2; piano
  • Chopin’s Valse Op. 69, No 2; piano
  • Handel’s Sonatina
  • Paganini’s Cantabile, MS 109, Op. 19; flute

Quotes

“Teach us how to live humbly, live unconditionally, transform our hurt into hope, and grant us your peace.” ~Ceasefire

“One by one we can rewrite the headlines, standing side by side.” ~Ceasefire

Blog News

Posts

(and many backed up posts that I haven’t done yet. D:)

Links-

Stats-

  • Views-187
  • Visitors-77
  • Countries viewed from-
    • USA: 147
    • China: 23
    • Vietnam: 5
    • United Kingdom: 4
    • Saudi Arabia: 2
    • Spain: 2
    • United Arab Emirates: 1
    • Trinidad and Tobago: 1
    • Sweden: 1
    • India: 1
    • (Honestly, I’m a little freaked out by all these random countries :/)

How has your month been?

 

Groucho Marx: Laughs at First Sight|| Quotes

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So recently, I found a quote by Groucho Marx.

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.  Inside of a dog it’s too dark too read.”

Tell me that isn’t awesome.

So…I got on GoodReads, and found more quotes by this guy.

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

Eventually, I started sharing them with my friends. One friend, in particular, got a heavier load of Groucho Marx.

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

We basically came to the same conclusion at the same time.

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”

So I’m doing so.

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

Tell me this guy isn’t awesome.

“I must admit, I was born at an early age. ”

I’m running out of interesting things to say.

“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”

And I’m sure Groucho Marx is more interesting anyways.

“There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says “yes” you know he is a crook.”

So I’ll post a bunch of quotes here in a row and stop butting in.

“I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.”

“Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay,
I came to say, I must be going.
I’m glad I came, but just the same,
I must be going.”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”

“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”

“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”

“She got her looks from her father. He was a plastic surgeon”

“Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas and how he got in my pyjamas I’ll never know.”

‘Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana”

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I’ll tell you at the end that he was a comedian. That killed some of the joy for me…he got paid for being funny! He was a great guy, still.