Category: Quotes

Groucho Marx: Laughs at First Sight|| Quotes

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So recently, I found a quote by Groucho Marx.

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.  Inside of a dog it’s too dark too read.”

Tell me that isn’t awesome.

So…I got on GoodReads, and found more quotes by this guy.

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

Eventually, I started sharing them with my friends. One friend, in particular, got a heavier load of Groucho Marx.

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

We basically came to the same conclusion at the same time.

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”

So I’m doing so.

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

Tell me this guy isn’t awesome.

“I must admit, I was born at an early age. ”

I’m running out of interesting things to say.

“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”

And I’m sure Groucho Marx is more interesting anyways.

“There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says “yes” you know he is a crook.”

So I’ll post a bunch of quotes here in a row and stop butting in.

“I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.”

“Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay,
I came to say, I must be going.
I’m glad I came, but just the same,
I must be going.”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”

“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”

“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”

“She got her looks from her father. He was a plastic surgeon”

“Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas and how he got in my pyjamas I’ll never know.”

‘Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana”

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I’ll tell you at the end that he was a comedian. That killed some of the joy for me…he got paid for being funny! He was a great guy, still.