Helpful Answers to Unhelpful Searches || Odd Blog Searches

As someone who has a blog on the internet, people get on my blog. Sometimes, they search things, and while searching for them, get onto my blog. Today, I’m going to be helping those who were kindly directed to my blog from search engines!

idea taken from based off of Hailey Hudson and Cait

helpful answers to unhelpful questionsPhoto by La Caravan on Unsplash, edited by me on Canva

what happened in ireland january beats me? google tells me that in Ireland, there’s a handshake ban going on in churches right now, maybe you’re looking for that?

i ate sum pie good for you! (also, you spelled ‘some’ wrong)

lowkey lazy journal um. well…if you’re lowkey lazy, maybe just write one sentence a day? that’s the way to journal that would expend the least amount of energy, in my humble opinion.

sorceress blog that’s me. I’m the sorceress. welcome to my blog.
sorceress

how to write a chellenging to my pastor not exactly sure what a chellenging is? Is that, like a challenge? Don’t come to me for that–I deal with socially awkward situations very very poorly. (also I’m not sure it’s the best idea for you to challenge your pastor, but that’s just me)

bullet journal plugin wordpress um…pretty sure a bullet journal is a notebook? not sure how you’re going to download a plugin on WordPress for that. Best of wishes (…?)

duloingo strange things owl says lots of things. duolingo is rather infamous for saying lots of crazy things. here is the blogpost, because I can’t not self-plug, can I?
Not Real

i hate duolingo you and me both

just girly things makeup well you’ve come to the wrong blog, mate. I don’t wear makeup.

And as a small bonus, here are some spam comments that made it unto my blog too:

If a sense of journey and excitement in yⲟur work life is what would sѡimsuit you one of the best, freelancіng may very welⅼ be aan excellent choice fⲟr you! I’m a little wary about what would swimsuit me the best? Thanks for the consideration, though, I am indeed working towards freelancing.

Lee and Larry beloved theіr sixth birthday party. Good to know! Thank you for sharing . . . also, there are still six-year-olds named Larry???larry
The veгry best factor about God is ??? hmmmm?????..? There are lots of amazing ‘factors’ (I wouldn’t use that term, but okay) but in my opinion, the best one is His eternal love and His unchanging grace, even when we do things wrong!

That’s all the one’s I’ll do for now. Have you looked at your blog searches recently? What is the oddest one you’ve seen? How do you lowkey lazy journal?

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18 thoughts on “Helpful Answers to Unhelpful Searches || Odd Blog Searches

  1. This…was absolutely hilarious… XD And oh my word, aren’t spam comments the best??? I got this whole string of them once, and it was this giant short story thing about this kid asking his parents about God. IT WAS BIZARRE. And also slightly creepy… XD

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  2. Ah hahah this is great!😂 I love how random those search terms can be. Like how do people even FIND us with that kind of stuff?!? Bit disappointed that you are not the sorceress blog. *shakes head sadly* What have you been doing then.😂 I just checked mine now and I have: “best bools on con”…and I’m not even sure what they’re trying to say there.

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