Random/Weird Thoughts 2

A little more than a year ago, I did a post about random/weird thoughts that people (that is, not me) thought up about the weird things that happen in this world. Since then, I’ve come across more of these thoughts and wanted to make another post about them, since I LOVE reading these and twisting my brain. ^^


Have you ever wondered…

 

  • Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  • Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? (this I’ve never tested, but according to all the YouTubers I’ve watched, this looks to be true)
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
  • Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
  • How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
  • If 7-11s are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
  • If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
  • Why do they report power outages on TV?
  • If you lick the air, does it get wet?
  • Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always clear?
  • Why do they call them “Free Gifts”?  Aren’t all gifts free?
  • If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
  • If you can cry under water?
  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  • Why do you have to “put your two cents in”…but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
  • If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
  • Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway

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